Collection: Alcohol
For those who appreciate a good pour and an even better punchline. Our Alcohol collection features funny kitchen towels and gifts for wine lovers, beer enthusiasts, cocktail connoisseurs, and everyone in between — designed, printed, and pressed by SassySotaGirl. Cheers to gifting done right.
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Alcohol Is Like a Push-Up Bra Kitchen Towel | Cocktail Gift
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Wine is Cheaper than Therapy | Funny Wine Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift
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Of Course Size Matters... No One Wants a Small Glass of Wine | Funny Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift
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You Say Tomato I Say Bloody Mary | Cocktail Lover Gift | Waffle Weave Kitchen Towel
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Corks Are for Quitters Funny Wine Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift | SassySotaGirl
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Nighttime Whiskey Kitchen Towel | Whiskey Lover Gift
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Exercise Makes You Look & Feel Better But... | Funny Tequila Kitchen Towel | Bar Decor
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True Friendship is Built on a Solid Foundation of Alcohol, Inappropriateness, Sarcasm & Shenanigans | Funny Kitchen Towel
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Alcoholics Don't Run in My Family | Funny Kitchen Towel | Adult Humor
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I'm Outdoorsy, I Drink My Beer on the Patio | Funny Kitchen Towel | Beer Lover Gift
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Just Screw It Funny Wine Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift
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Welcome to the Shit Show... Hope You Brought Alcohol Kitchen Towel
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Every Empty Bottle Is Filled with a Story Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover
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Coffee, Wine & Chocolate Kitchen Towel | Coffee & Wine Lovers
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Don't Ask, Just Pour | Funny Wine Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift
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Yoga Class... I Thought You Said Pour a Glass | Funny Wine Kitchen Towel | Wine Lover Gift
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Apparently Wine Is Not an Appropriate | Funny Wine Kitchen Towel
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Vodka Happy Water Kitchen Towel | Cocktail Lover Gift
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We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly Funny Kitchen Towel | Best Friend Gift
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Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You a Pirate Funny Kitchen Towel | Rum Lover Gift
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