Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You a Pirate Funny Kitchen Towel | Rum Lover Gift

A little pirate humor for your kitchen or home bar: Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. Drink up, me hearties!

Bold red-and-black lettering, a pirate hat, and a rum bottle give this waffle-weave kitchen towel its swashbuckling personality. Hang it up for a laugh, or give it to the rum lover who never misses a chance for a pirate joke.

• Size: 16 × 24 inches.
• Premium waffle-weave microfiber towel.
• Soft, absorbent, and machine washable.
• A playful birthday, hostess, or housewarming gift for rum lovers.

This kitchen towel is designed, printed, and pressed by SassySotaGirl in Minnesota.