"My Body is a Temple..." Funny Aging Kitchen Towel | Funny Age Gift |

Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Haunted!

My body is a temple... ancient, crumbling, and probably haunted. Sound familiar? This hilariously relatable "My Body is a Temple" kitchen towel by SassySotaGirl is the perfect gift for anyone whose mind and body are clearly on different schedules.

Designed and printed in Minnesota, this towel is guaranteed to get a laugh from everyone who feels it in their bones — literally.

Product Details

• Size: 16 x 24 inches
• Material: Premium waffle weave microfiber
• Soft, absorbent & machine washable
• Printed in Minnesota by SassySotaGirl

Makes a Perfect Gift For:

• Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th & beyond!)
• Anyone aging gracefully (or not so gracefully)
• Hostess & housewarming gifts
• Holiday & white elephant gift exchanges
• Friends & family who need a good laugh