Alcohol Because No Great Story Funny Kitchen Towel | Cocktail Lover Gift | Bar Decor

Alcohol, because no great story began with eating a salad. This funny kitchen towel pairs the saying with colorful cocktails, bottles, and garnishes on a white waffle-weave background.

Hang it in your kitchen or home bar for a little everyday humor, or bring it as a hostess gift for the friend with the best stories. It also makes a playful birthday or housewarming gift for a cocktail lover.

• Size: 16 × 24 inches.
• Premium waffle-weave microfiber towel.
• Soft, absorbent, and machine washable.
• Dryer safe.

This kitchen towel is designed, printed, and pressed by SassySotaGirl in Minnesota.